I am the widower!
God, I love the Roid.
(10:02:51 AM) Matthew James Schiros: so
(10:02:59 AM) Matthew James Schiros: sometimes, on Monday mornings
(10:03:09 AM) Matthew James Schiros: I think of those garfield “I hate Mondays” posters
(10:04:07 AM) Matthew James Schiros: and I want to hunt down the person who created them, put a gun to the back of their head, and splatter their brains across their children’s crying faces for turning such an epically traumatic event into a fucking cutesy goddamn cartoon